LOL!
And I have to add something to exceed the minimum of 10 characters.
Stupid question but how do I post a question?
nothing in the tutorial
You are just interacting with a bot, and there is no way to post a question to it. You can always post a question here to your fellow users, like you just did.
If you are talking about posting a new topic, you just got the ability to do that, about 40 minutes ago, when you reached the “basic” trust level. The forum software puts limitations on new users, until they have read a certain number of posts.